Damn bitch you live like this?

Yeah, for the most part.

So, who is the rat man?

This section is shorter than you think. I have little to say about my real life, as it’s quite mundane. I have a job, cats, and a girlfriend that I love very much. Despite me being a man, our relationship still ends up being gay as hell. Transgenderism is the future, folks.

“Okay, but what about online?”

Still nothing special. I was one of many sad, lonely teens on Amino Apps. Not gonna unpack the sob story there. But it wasn’t all bad! Amino is where I really got into making OCs, particularly for Dragon Ball. They were pretty shitty at the time, but they’re less shitty now. Had a lot of interesting RP experiences on Amino, for sure. This one is by far the most memorable, since it happened in the middle of my senior-year literature class.

Amino was a special place to be, back in the day.

Other shit I should probably touch on while I’m here

Uhh, I’m mentally ill. If that wasn’t glaringly obvious. Any concerns you might have about my mental well-being are appreciated. But if all you have to say about it is “get help”, you better have at least $5000 USD to cover any psychiatric bills. That shit adds up after a while, trust me. The 40-something people in my head agree (hyperbolically). What else can I say… I have 1700-ish songs on my phone, ripped from YouTube. I draw and write when I feel like it. You might see that on my Tumblr. Not much else to say. Welcome to my little corner of lunacy.